live of dave

its a fun game where you right a 4 line paragragh, and the first letters should spell "dave"
i'll start
Dave was born
At a hospital in
Vietnam where they only fed him
Eggs and milk
now continue daves life story!

Dave wuz then
Attacked by a hungry
Vietnamese bear who
Eats people named Dave

Dave then got pooped out the bears
Anus and went on a
Vacation to
Europe

Dave went to
Albania where
vendors offered him
Eggrolls

Dave met
a cat who he named
Vincent and the cat ran to
equidor

Dave begins to wonder if there really is
A
Viscinity known as
Equidor

Dave made the decision to search for his cat, but only
after he finished his doughnut and coffee. "My
Valiant journey will have to wait for just a moment.
Eating and drinking comes first." thought he.

Dave
Ate his Food then left to find
Vincet but first he had to kill
Ed Sullivan

but dave failed and tripped on a log and fell down a bottomless hole

ZtritZ wrote:but dave failed and tripped on a log and fell down a bottomless hole

you didnt read the rules did you?

Fuzzyandtoast wrote:Dave
Ate his Food then left to find
Vincet but first he had to kill
Ed Sullivan

Dave couldn't
attack ed
very well so he hired
every hitman in the state to do it.

dumbfounded was dave when
ally al his hitman pal wanted
vinny vin to kill
everyone who liked country music

Dave soon realiled from
an old dude that his last name was Grohl and he was destined to kill
Vince Vaughn because in
every one of his movie he plays the same guy.

once Dave got his cat back,he went to the nearest Starbucks and meet a woman named chell who just escaped from the aperture science center.