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terrible computers and

PC's are worse

if you fail.

then you DIE

(Okay I am going to put all the posts so far together and see what we get.)

mormagon wrote:(Okay I am going to put all the posts so far together and see what we get.)

Here it is:
Once upon a Lemon! there was a dumb joke. That was emotionally hurt because of his dumb jokes. He ate some large lemons and made some dumb jokes with an ostritch who enjoyed dumb jokes. But then the cake lied. The computer sang. "No more portal" said the lemon after he took one look at the roasted duck. Dear Lord, he sat on the baker. What to eat? My car is in the stove! How did it get there? Maybe that conniving Roseate spoonbill had nothing to say because he is eating my cat. He always remembered microwave the Hot Pocket before eating the cat in the hat. Dang thats whack! Holy crap mac'n cheese is not a computer. Bloody macintosh computers are my homies in the summer of dieing macs! Wait, that can't be freakin true, because Macs never backed me up. But they are terrible computers and PC's are worse. If you fail, then you die.

that was beatiful

and weird, because

(Sorry guys my computer messed up. I thought I was replying to something else.)

plainguym had a

dollar, baby, and

18 large pickles

He ate them

but then puked

So he went

to Charlie Sheen's

big birthday bash!!

with Skippy's mom

in order to

puke on skippy

but unfortunately, he

swallowed a monkey

and later he

swapped the poopdeck

with an ostrich

after a large

ostrich attacked him

on the poopdeck

with bob saget

and queen elizabeth

John Lennon's ghost

had a very

awesome fancy Moustache

that got itchy

when he ate

big stinky cowboys

PuppetsRuletheWorld wrote:Lemon! there was

And That Lemon took over the world and made everyone wear lemon suits.